New Nail Gun Made by DeWalt

New Nail Gun, made by DeWalt.

It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2x4 at 200 yards.

This makes construction a breeze; you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.

With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.

After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife (or neighbors ) will not ask you build or fix anything else again!

(Note: of course this isn't real)

7 comments:

Chappy said...

I wish it was real.....I wish it was...

Blackstar said...

Gimme Gimme
Build a fence and knock off those annoying squirrels

Chilidog said...

really liked the DeWalt. The starlings hate it. I may need to trade in my Porter Cable finish nailer.

Anonymous said...

This thing can't be for real. I it were there would be a line of Patriot's lining up to nail Congress to the wall over their stupid actions over the past 6 years. I want to reserve one in Brd, White, & Blue!

JUAN EL FLAKO said...

I already ordered mine and all I got was a couple guys knocking on my front door trying to sell me hollow point nails...

Anonymous said...

I guess this is a non funny joke. Maybe you should send it to that kooky Pastor in Florida who got people killed burning Korans.

Anonymous said...

I'll wait til RYOBI puts out their cheaper version...lol

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