It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2x4 at 200 yards.This makes construction a breeze; you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.
With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.
After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife (or neighbors ) will not ask you build or fix anything else again!
(Note: of course this isn't real)
7 comments:
I wish it was real.....I wish it was...
Gimme Gimme
Build a fence and knock off those annoying squirrels
really liked the DeWalt. The starlings hate it. I may need to trade in my Porter Cable finish nailer.
This thing can't be for real. I it were there would be a line of Patriot's lining up to nail Congress to the wall over their stupid actions over the past 6 years. I want to reserve one in Brd, White, & Blue!
I already ordered mine and all I got was a couple guys knocking on my front door trying to sell me hollow point nails...
I guess this is a non funny joke. Maybe you should send it to that kooky Pastor in Florida who got people killed burning Korans.
I'll wait til RYOBI puts out their cheaper version...lol
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