The Newest Car from GM (Government Motors)

This car runs on hot air, bull-crap and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle only through tight Left turns. It comes complete with two Tele Prompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. The transparent top reveals the plastic smiles on the faces of all the happy owners. One size fits all! It won't get you to work, but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway!


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