Home Security on a Budget

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls, they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

PS: I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.'

Installation complete.


Anonymous said...

i LOVE this! just hope the criminals didn't read this post or that won't fool them lol. love the super easy installation and terrific low cost! plus none of the hassle of a monthly payment. can't go wrong with this!

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