Four Doctors...

Four doctors were sitting around chatting.

The French doctor says:
Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.

The German doctor says:
That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

The Russian soctor says:
In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.

The American doctor, not to be outdone, says:
You guys are way behind - we recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.

Via Making Fun of Liberals

Thanks Chappy!

2 comments:

solange said...

haha Love it! Great site too! I was looking for half-way decent jokes the other day and had a terrible time finding anything worth posting! Looking forward to reading more!

Nifty Nick said...

Solange,

Glad you liked it. I try not to post anything that doesn't at least make me smile. You'll notice there is an entire site dedicated to jokes, with a link to it at the top of the page. Thanks for visiting, and we hope you keep coming back.

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