New Ice Cream Flavor - In honor of the 44th President of the United States

In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor; "Barocky Road".

Barocky Road is a blend of half-Vanilla, half-Chocolate, and surrounded by Nuts and Flakes.

The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.

The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $100.00 per scoop. When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the Ice Cream will be taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

Thus, you are left with an empty wallet, no change, holding an empty cone, with no hope of getting your ice cream.


Chappy said...


Valentin Seleznyov said...

Well, the cone is my favourite part, so it's not all bad.

B-Dub said...

This is awesome! See, we can find humor without changing the facts or obscuring the truth...

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