Obama-Fingers, Lip Smackin' Good

















Tender, Juicy Obama Fingers Hit the Shelves
By Charles Hawley


A German frozen food company hopes to raise sales with a new product: Obama fingers. The tender, fried chicken bits come with a tasty curry sauce. The company says it was unaware of the possible racist overtones of the product.

Selling products has, of course, become a bit more difficult than usual these days. No wonder then that companies everywhere are turning to optimistic marketing messages in an effort to counteract the steady drum beat of negativity coming from front page headlines around the globe.

Many sales executives have drawn the same conclusion: What better poster child for hope than US President Barack Obama? There are Obama dolls, Obama T-shirts, Obama soap-on-a-rope. There is even Obama thong underwear on offer.

Not wanting to miss the boat, a German food company has now gotten into the act. Sprehe, a company that has all manner of frozen delicacies on offer, has come up with a new product it calls "Obama Fingers." Far from being real digits, though, the "fingers" in question are "tender, juicy pieces of chicken breast, coated and fried," as the product packaging claims.

Fried chicken, in other words. With a curry dip.


I wonder if they will introduce Obama shaped waffles. Anyway, we have all dreamed of nibbling on Obama's fingers, now we finally have the chance. Don't even get me started on the delicious curry dip.

2 comments:

The Intellectual Redneck said...

That's a funny idea. Europeans are nuts. I added you to my blogroll. :)

Grammy Cracker said...

Hey, Nick...funny stuff. You have a good site here - I added you to my blogroll, too.

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