Banning Bonfires

Seattle Parks and Recreation staff wants to reduce bonfires at Alki and at Golden Gardens beaches this summer, and possibly banning them next year, because of how much the bonfire pollute.

Are you serious? Has the Seattle Parks and Recreation staff never heard of forest fires? Should we ban those as well? Maybe we should jail rainclouds for starting fires with stray lightning bolts.

Are all these silly global warming measures protecting our planet, or are they Marxist measures that are slowly taking away our freedom, and giving more and more power to the Government? I don’t know about you, but it certainly concerns me.


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