Flint, Michigan breaks 95-year-old record...
Blowing snow, frigid temps pound nation...
40 BELOW ZERO...
Frigid air, perhaps coldest of winter...
CHICAGO COLDEST IN DECADE
Man, it looks like it's time to go fire off some carbon dioxide. It's too damn cold, we need some global warming. So everyone, go outside, start your cars, and cut down a tree. I'm shaking in my boots over here. Everybody punch a polar bear in the mouth, and throw away some plastic bags. Let's warm this mother up!Seriously though, when do the American people say, enough is enough, global warming is a hoax, and I'm sick of spending billions of tax dollars to fight a fallacy. I'm sick of strict government regulations on businesses pertaining to global warming, that are driving up the price of their goods and services. In other words, I'm sick of paying out the nose so Al Gore and his Envirobots can light their cigars with $100 bills.
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