Che Wasn't All He Was Cracked Up To Be

Che wasn't actually Name Che Guevara at all, he grew up as Ernesto Guevara Lynch.

Che wasn't Cuban, he was born on June 14, 1928 in Rosario, Argentina, the eldest of five children in a family of Spanish, Basque and Irish descent.

Che stunk like a pig. His schoolmates also nicknamed him "Chancho" ("pig"), because he rarely bathed, and proudly wore a "weekly shirt." Yep, he was a dirty SOB. A "weekly shirt?" Who wants to bet he had monthly underwear?

Che Guevara was a nerd. Guevara learned chess from his father and began participating in local tournaments by age 12. During adolescence and throughout his life he was passionate about poetry, especially that of Pablo Neruda, John Keats, Antonio Machado, Federico García Lorca, Gabriela Mistral, César Vallejo, and Walt Whitman. Yep, a real bad ass this one.

And lastly, every time some libtard buys a Che shirt, or hat, or any other silly thing adorned with Che's image, they are directly contradicting everything he stood for, by to the consumer culture he despised. So buy, buy away folks, and prove your ignorance.

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