Obama's Aunt Fighting Deportation, Brother May Have Cholera

Back in Boston, Obama's aunt fighting deportation...

President Barack Obama's aunt, a Kenyan immigrant who ignited controversy last year for living in the United States illegally, has returned to her quiet apartment in a Boston public housing project to prepare for an April 1 deportation hearing that will be closed to the public.

Zeituni Onyango, a tall, frail-looking woman in her late 50s who walks with a cane, had fled Boston to stay with relatives in Cleveland last fall after media attention erupted over her case. She was spotted at Obama's inaugural festivities in January and, according to neighbors, returned to Boston a few weeks ago for her third attempt to fight removal from the United States. She had been living in the country illegally since she was ordered deported in 2004.

Poor Auntie. How is that hope and change working out for you? Where is your nephew in your time of need? Oh that's right, he is sipping champagne, rubbing elbows with Hollywood, and the elite, eating caviar off of silver spoons, and flying around on helicopters and Air Force Ones...

FLASH: : Obama's brother falls ill in Kenya...

...may have cholera

A Kenyan health official says President Barack Obama's older half-brother has been hospitalized with stomach pains and is being tested for cholera.

Local disease surveillance officer James Sande says that Malik Obama, a 51-year-old businessman, was taken to Siaya District Hospital in western Kenya on Tuesday evening. Sande says Obama's condition is improving enough for him to be discharged Thursday or Friday. Results of his cholera test have not come back.

Good thing Obama is pushing through health care reform. Except, wait, that won't help his brother. Well, at least Obama has sent his brother a $100 bill to buy some new clothes, medicine, and the necessary care he needs. Except, no wait, he hasn't. He is all for American's spending their hard earned money on other people's health care, but where is the money for his brother?


Franklin's Locke said...

Just remember, Obama said he believes he is his brother's keeper.

Oops! Unless you are his family, the military, charities, the rich, and....nevermind...I guess that was just another broken promise.


Karl said...

I can just hear you shriek like a nutted dog if Obama did what a conservative republican would do: use his influence to circumvent the law. He's letting the laws of the land take their course. You have a problem with that? You guys have no answers to anything of issue in America.

By the way, I loved seeing the so-called Republican "budget" presented by John Boner today. You guys are a hoot. Maybe it'd be best if you just went back to fantasizin' 'bout Sarah Palin.

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