We Need More Global Warming, It's too Freakin' Cold

Winter Storm races from Midwest to Northeast...

Global warming, cha cha cha... Don't worry everyone, I've got this under control. I've been idling my car more, which will inevitably lead to a temperature increase. So, long story short, this cold won't last.

I predict that Global Warming is the next nuclear winter, and ten years from now, science will have moved on to some other "cause" with only a few nut jobs holding on to their theories.


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