Obama's Brother

The Great Unifier, Lord Barry, The Omnipotent Obama, he is our next great hope. This is the man that will save us all from ourselves. Why then can he not unify his own family? Why then, if he would save everyone, does his brother live in a shack, living on less than a dollar a day? Hmmmmm. According to a Vanity Fair article:

"'If anyone says something about my surname, I say we are not related. I am ashamed,' he said."

Awww, such love; but wait, there is more:

"He has only met his famous older brother twice - once when he was just five and the last time in 2006 when Senator Obama was on a tour of East Africa and visited Nairobi.

The Illinois senator mentions his brother in his autobiography, describing him in just one passing paragraph as a 'beautiful boy with a rounded head.'
Of their second meeting, George Obama said: 'It was very brief, we spoke for just a few minutes. It was like meeting a complete stranger.'"

Yes folks, he is going to save the world... Just not his own brother. The full article can be found here.


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